you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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