I can feel you judging me through the phone.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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