I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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