Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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