never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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