I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
ttyl tear gas
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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