I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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