: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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