Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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