Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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