Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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