yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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