i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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