So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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