the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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