So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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