just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I understand Curling. That high.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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