I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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