well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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