can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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