I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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