Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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