Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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