just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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