Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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