We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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