the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
