how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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