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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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