Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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