He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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