Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Randomize
