This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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