hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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