I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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