Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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