return my video game
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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