yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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