I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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