do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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