1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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