everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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