Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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