oh god the rape fog is back!
we made out on top of his cat.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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