I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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