She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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