S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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