She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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