can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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