So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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