Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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