butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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